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Notionally Colonnic – New Web Presence, Eels, Asses

Monday, May 17, 2010

We think each one will heave to and unload All good into our lives, all we are owed For waiting so devoutly and so long. But we are wrong: Only one ship is seeking us, a black- Sailed unfamiliar, towing at her back A huge and birdless silence. In her wake No waters breed or [...]

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Hopenhagen to Smelsinki: Piracy on the High Seas of Hoopla

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

It is a rare morning in the lifecycle of the agency that dawns with cause to be proud. Ordinarily it’s a matter of prying open encrusted eyelids to find oneself slumped in the wrinkly palm of last night’s barcalounger, empty bottles of King Shag Sauvignon Blanc scattered like bowling pins across the deep pile, fag-ends [...]

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Noah Sheldon: Nameneko is the New Bukkake

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

‘Our hunting fathers told the story Of the sadness of the creatures, Pitied the limits and the lack Set in their finished features; Saw in the lion’s intolerant look, Behind the quarry’s dying glare, Love raging for, the personal glory That reason’s gift would add’ What an unnerving and enchanting experience to come round of [...]

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Love Again: Wanking at Ten Past Three – The Lovely Rambles

Monday, August 24, 2009

(cont’d from ‘Unsheathed, Perkin Lovely was a Ronnie Corbett Sausage’) ‘More likely they are his-and-hers avalanches of mouldering dumpling mix, with dentures from Minsk, matching unisex carrier-bag breasts and stained, swampy genitals. They’ll greet you at the front door of a tract house in Teaneck wearing each other’s underwear, their rabbi in the background humping [...]

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Unsheathed: Perkin Lovely was a Ronnie Corbett Sausage

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

‘ … was once fat, with great swathes of cellulite, folds in thighs and arms, blubbery, utterly hairless, cross-eyed with a massive hydrocephalic cranium, no teeth, nonexistent chin, lathered in spit-up and drool, an extremely small penis, no balls at all, pants full of wet yellow shit. Things have improved marginally since. Now have hair.’ [...]

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Websites – Updating (A Method)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A year into the life of a website would seem an appropriate period of time to take stock, absorb criticism and move forward with appropriate changes and material updates. Photographers should – if they are paying due attention to their cameras and careers – be able to post swathes of new material, evidence of twelve [...]

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