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Jerusalem Offertory: Nor Shall his Pork Sword Sleep in his Hand

Monday, February 15, 2010

Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! November 13th – shuffled sheepishly through Israeli immigration, enduring a 30-second staring down by an oddly Aryan young woman in army fatigues. Last time an attractive girl looked at [...]

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Noah Sheldon and the View from Lickham Bottom

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The British are, in their own words, queer buggers. It all begins on the Virgin Atlantic Airbus with the ding-dong doorbell voice of somebody calling herself the Cabin Service Manager interrupting your search for the item on the in-flight entertainment menu most likely to make your neighbour shift uncomfortably in her seat (way-past-her-prime Meg Ryan [...]

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Fishing Milf with Nacked Breasts – The Search for Meaning

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Word is in from the electronic mailroom that the agency’s incoming ECG has recently exhibited a palpable spike. Where the cybermailbag previously resembled nothing much more than a pendulous, geriatric scrotum, it has of late plumped out appreciably, tautening away the pachydermous wrinkles and stretching its knobbly surface to a pregnant sheen. What was once [...]

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All Flaxen was his Pole – Aubade for Chris Buck

Sunday, January 4, 2009

He is dead and gone, lady, He is dead and gone; At his head a grass-green turf, At his heels a stone. (Hamlet, Act IV, Sc. V) There are agents weeping, wandering the corridors of 609 Greenwich Street like a feral pack of Ophelias. Julian Richards, who can be easily identified by his cockle hat [...]

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John Betjeman, Early Draft – Meet Sarah Wilmer

Friday, December 12, 2008

Sparkling news from The Betjeman Society’s Annual General Meeting in Canterbury. President Emeritus The Reverend Norman Darkling provided details pertaining to an early draft of the poet’s definitive A Subaltern’s Love Song recently unearthed in the gents’ public conveniences in Regents Park, London. Apparently the folio had been rolled into a loose scroll and used [...]

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Websites – Updating (A Method)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A year into the life of a website would seem an appropriate period of time to take stock, absorb criticism and move forward with appropriate changes and material updates. Photographers should – if they are paying due attention to their cameras and careers – be able to post swathes of new material, evidence of twelve [...]

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TT Anussen – A Visionary Approach to Advertising

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Dear Mr Richards Further to our conversation of 23rd April I would like to confirm my interest in commissioning original photography from your agency for the purposes of creating an ongoing, cross-media advertising campaign promoting our line of products. To recap: TT Anussen is a Rotterdam-based manufacturer of state-of-the-art surgical devices pertaining to the lower [...]

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